comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

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open rp

bard-of-not-giving-a-fuck:

alphakidroxy:

image

Mickey Mouse gently lays his hand on your thigh, staring into your eyes, passionately.

image snoop dog blushes and turned away from his mouse lover. “yo, dawg. i think i’m ready to get intimizzle, mickizzle.”

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thewindtalker:

This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.

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french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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disneyismyescape:

disneymoviesandfacts:

In Toy Story 3,  there is a reference to the Pixar movie Up in Andy’s bedroom. There is a postcard from Carl and Ellie on Andy’s pushpin board. 

Imagine if even after Ellie died, Carl and Andy still communicated. And Carl told Andy that he made a new friend named Russell. Andy then decided to give his toys to Russell instead of Bonnie and I could live peacefully again. 

disneyismyescape:

disneymoviesandfacts:

In Toy Story 3,  there is a reference to the Pixar movie Up in Andy’s bedroom. There is a postcard from Carl and Ellie on Andy’s pushpin board. 

Imagine if even after Ellie died, Carl and Andy still communicated. And Carl told Andy that he made a new friend named Russell. Andy then decided to give his toys to Russell instead of Bonnie and I could live peacefully again. 

(Source: imdb.com)

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

image

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femmewitch:

florencewelchismyreligion:

Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
[live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

This is out of this world. 

image

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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to mess with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to mess with people

NO DONT DO THAT

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t0xic-wallflower:

the reason i watch so many tv shows is because i’d rather worry about all the characters’ problems than my own

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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